Chief of the Week: John Cusack
John Cusack is ungrateful. He should be kneeling in front of a shrine of boomboxes, clay hamburgers, and birthday candles every night before he goes to sleep.
View ArticleChief of the Week: Spencer Pratt
I guess we'll see Spencer again sometime before 2010. The holidays are a time for peace and love. Peace and love and...Chiefs of the Week.
View ArticleChief of the Week: Stephanie Meyer
Congrats on the victory, Steph. Gone are the days of cowboys, Indians, and Ninja Turtles. They've been replaced by vampire, werewolves, and pedophiles. Thanks.
View ArticleChief of the Week: Fox Studios
It’s been awhile since I’ve named a new chief around here. Unfortunately, I never had time for a proper write-up during law exams. As a result, we’ve amassed a huge number of contenders in the...
View ArticleChief of the Week: Andrew Fenlon
I've been holding off posting a new chief the past couple weeks because I've only been seeing sub-par stories in the news. Then, captain Andrew Fenlon comes along and forces me to toss up a mid-week post.
View ArticleChief of the Week: Jay Leno
Well, as suspected, Leno's statement in support of Conan, that he wouldn't take back the Tonight Show, was utter bullshit.
View ArticleChief of the Week: Pete Wentz
Killer boots, man. Let’s breeze through the nominees that have stepped up since the Leno/Conan shitstorm dissipated. Simon Monjack announced he would be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner...
View ArticleChief of the Week: Jamie Foxx
There is, however, one person in the news who caught my eye. His name is Jamie Foxx and his favorite major league relief pitcher is Chadwick Bradford.
View ArticleChief of the Week: South Africa
If you've wondered what that dreadful noise is coming out of your television speakers during World Cup games, now you have your answer.
View ArticleChief of the Week: Prince
"The internet's completely over," he explained. "I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it, and then they get angry when they can't get it."
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